| We had our first kill today, Tuesday 16th. The nefarious deed was achieved by smearing a contact poison (cleverly disguised as Bovril) upon the door handle to the victims house. The victim arrived home by motorcycle, but removed his gloves before unlocking and opening the door. The rest, as they say, is history. The moral here folks, is never remove any articles of clothing !!! The bottle of contact poison ( from police records ). A good `clean` first kill. This killer has the makings of another `Jackal`, although they need to learn that bovril can be used for cooking, and also makes for a fine, tasty drink when the weather turns chilly ! Due to unforseen circumstances, one assassin has had to remove themself from the game. A few minor adjustments have been made and all is proceeding as it should. Several attempts during the week have failed, ( I will be speaking to those responsible later !!! ), most notably, A bomb placed in a litter bin which happened to kill only the bin men when they came to collect, and a mined doorway which somehow took out the father of the intended victim. We have had a successful assassination though. This was carried out by contact poison on a card. The message was hidden in the first letter of each line (very clever), which spelled out `You Have Been Poisoined`(sic). The funny thing about it was that the victim was convinced that it was a serious note from one of their "romantic conquests" !!!! Laugh ? I nearly peed !!!!! | |